Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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