is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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