You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I am morally bankrupt
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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