I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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