bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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