No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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