I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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