i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.