I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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