I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm really busy with my period
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