Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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