It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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