Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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