Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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