Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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