So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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