my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I need water and some morals
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i out mim tonsoeep
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