I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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