I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo