Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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