How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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