Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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