I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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