let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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