the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Blood and glitter go together right?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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