that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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