Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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