Where is the hickey?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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