I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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