New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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