I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
