so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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