WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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