i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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