Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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