Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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