Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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