I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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