We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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