When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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