Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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