Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Do plants get herpes?
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