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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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