i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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