U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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