fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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