Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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