Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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