no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I need moral support for this bender
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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