i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
is wine microwaveable?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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