scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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