Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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