community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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