I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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