mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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