she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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