Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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